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    GROUP CHAT APPROVED

    Simple. Inappropriate. But they'll make your homies laugh and that's what really matters.

  • public

    AUS/US SHIPPING

    Drops to your door wherever that door happens to be - right now only AUS / US. UK and EU coming soon!

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    NOT HAPPY? WE'LL FIX IT

    Full refund if it's not right. No drama. Mum raised us better than that.

1 3

Sunglasses

1 3

Shirts

1 7

Hats

1 7

Spoons

1 2

Testimonials

  • ★★★★★

    Wore it once. Got asked about it four times

    Pulled up to a festival in retardmaxx hat and three strangers stopped me. Ended up explaining the whole brand.

    Jake M

  • ★★★★★

    Better quality than I expected for the price

    Wore one tee out and immediately got three compliments and one concerned look. Unfortunately the emotional accuracy is unsettling.

    Jane K.

  • ★★★★★

    I am a different person in the Big Yahoo's

    put them on and immediately started making worse decisions. Exactly where I want to be, five stars. good quality and got me invited to the afters.

    Brayden H